Why women are like rugby pitches

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play.
2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
3. Remember it is possible to score at both ends, but one end per 40 minutes is favourable.
4. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with ground owner.
5. Be careful, as after a few pints a pitch appears to be of Premiership standard but in reality would not even be eligible as a city dump.
6. Only some grounds offer seven-a-side facilities.
7. Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also,never mention pitches previously visited.
8. Extra time is dependent on subsequent pitch bookings.
9. From time-to-time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent fullback.
10. When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back.
11. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles.
12. Always tread carefully when leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel.
13. Russian grounds are frequently very grassy..
14. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches.
And most important of all……
15. Always be on the look out for grounds that host ladies rugby two evenings a week