in belize

i'm in belize...out of touch....and just went swimming in the ocean with my cell phone in my pocket.

The Jungle

Not that anyone ever reads this, but if someone should, I'm not around. I am spending the summer in Belize working on an archaeological project. By the way, for anyone into pain, I highly recommend fire ants.

new new favorite song

DOWN by Gravity Kills.

I'm your fear
I'm your monster
What's hiding in your shadow?
Is it taking what's left of you?
Now take me,
now lead me from you
Now take me from the light that's dying in your eye
I'm finding out
what's left of you
you're burning out
What's left of you?
Choking on doubt, you're choking
Way down
way down now
what's left of you
See no fear, speak no evil
Are you screaming out to no one as you fall down a mountain of pride
I feel you,
my eyes wide open
I feel you,
do you think you can save yourself in time
I'm finding out
what's left of you,
you're burning out
What's left of you?
Choking on doubt, you're choking
Way down
way down now
what's left of you
What you see,
what tears into you
Behind the wheel that leads you,
are you facing a truth that Won't die?
Now take me,
now lead me from you
Now take me from the light that's dying in your eye
I'm finding out
what's left of you,
I'm finding out
what's left of you
You're burning out
what's left of you,
you're king of doubt,
You're choking, way down,
way down now,
what's left of you
What's left of you,
you're burning out,
what's left of you
Choking on doubt, you're choking
Way down,
way down now,
what's left of you

My new favorite song

She and Mr Jones - Uncensored
Lords of Acid

Hey motherfucker, are you jerking off again
You horny little bastard can't do anything right
You can't fuck, you can't suck, let me beat that dick
You see, you gotta do it faster, faster, faster, faster

Hey, baby make me wet. Please tie me to your bed
Whip my body, make me sweat, whip my body make me sweat
Hey baby make me wet

Suck me loud and suck me long, baby's gonna make me come
Make me scream and make me shout, let your tongue go in and out
On the table, on the floor, baby make me beg for more
On the backseat of the car, baby's gonna drive me far

Hey baby make me wet............

Eat that pussy, chew it up. Come on baby make me drop
From the bed onto the floor, give me what I'm asking for
Jump my body through the night, baby takes me for a ride
Put me on your burning spear, drink my juices like a beer

Give me all the fun you got, do it 'cause I'm sweet and hot
Fuck me like I know you can baby show me you're a man
Lick me up and try me down, fingers going round and round
Carress my boobs and lick my feet baby take away the heat

Hey baby make me wet

Why Rugby is like sex.

Rugby is just like sex because....... 15 positions, 80 minutes, and limited substitutions.

Why women are like rugby pitches

1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play.
2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
3. Remember it is possible to score at both ends, but one end per 40 minutes is favourable.
4. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with ground owner.
5. Be careful, as after a few pints a pitch appears to be of Premiership standard but in reality would not even be eligible as a city dump.
6. Only some grounds offer seven-a-side facilities.
7. Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also,never mention pitches previously visited.
8. Extra time is dependent on subsequent pitch bookings.
9. From time-to-time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent fullback.
10. When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back.
11. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles.
12. Always tread carefully when leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel.
13. Russian grounds are frequently very grassy..
14. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches.
And most important of all……
15. Always be on the look out for grounds that host ladies rugby two evenings a week

Play Time

The picture pretty much says it all, don't you think?